Sometimes I think the phrase "free country" is just for the homeowners, not the renters.

No Pets
No Smoking
No utilities
No Paint/Wallpaper
Please do the yardwork
That'll be $900/month, please.

Thank you, fuck you, and have a nice day!

Does this mean I'm free to shoot heroin, have really loud parties, import hazardous waste materials and dump them on the lawn so I don't have to mow it, and snipe the neighbors from the rooftop in my spare time for sport?

Can I at least run the WATER???

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